Funny Love Letter
Study this love letter..... Very interesting
A guy was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted to marry. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
........ mmmhmmm MORE interesting is here
------- HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification,it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our augmentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion, To remain victim of your fascination.
------- SHE REPLIED :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination, Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination.
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of> our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any other fascination and, 3. Procreation must not be your recreation. In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation. I Remain, Unaffected by your affection
Now we can understand why our PM Lee has advocated speaking and writing plain English.
My Primary School students can read and understand the articles in this blog. I am sure readers will agree they enjoy my simple and plain style of writing? :-)
Monday, June 19, 2006
Funny Love Letter
Posted by The Oriental Express at 6:27 pm