Saturday, April 14, 2007

A Convincing Formula : Rev + Fr + God + Win

From Rev Fr John Godwin
Director Special Duties, United Nations Organization
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
World Bank Fact-Finding & Special Duties Office
London, Great Britain.

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IMMEDIATE PAYMENT FOR CONTRACT #.MAV/UNO/WBO/LM-05-371

**#.UNO/WBO LM-05-371**
**ORDERING CONTRACTOR**
"UNO/WBO" ¨C SG

To the Beneficiary,

The World Bank Group, in conjunction with the United Nations Organization, hereby receive your payment with reference number #.MAV/UNO/WBO/LM-05-371 amounting to US$ 12,000,000.00 (Twelve Million United State Dollars). From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the United Nations Organization your company is next on the list of outstanding contractors who are to receive their payments. According to information gathered from the UNO's human resource database we were notified that your payment is ready to be transferred to your account and i therefore wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.

Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the following:

(1) Your Full Name:

(2) Phone, Fax and Mobile Number:

(3) Company Name, Address and Position:

(4) Profession, Age and Marital status.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be processed and transfer will be made into your account immediately from the international fund remittance department. For more information and clarifications do not hesitate to reach me either via my Email address, Telephone or Fax as soon as you receive this notice.

Congratulations.

Best Regards,

Rev Fr John Godwin
Tel: +44-701-1128-380
Fax: +44-700-5976-560
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Dear Rev. Fr. John Godwin,

What is a Holy Father like you doing to be in charge of so much $$$.? Shouldn't you be busy looking after your flock of sheep and emulate the good Lord Himself?

You are surely clever with the play of words. Even your surname has "God" in it, and further the word "win." Makes it very convincing psychologically to your readers as the word "win" is reinforcing.

In our little nation of Sing Kam Poor, we have the highest rate of lightning strikes in the world. Perhaps it is easier to be struck by lighting than to strike your lucky prize of so many millions of dollars! Please be informed that although my people are poor, they are a happy and contented lot. They do not envy others for their wealth and they do not covet what does not rightfully belong to them. Hence my people will not easily accept your offer of cash because they have not done anything to deserve this immediate payment. Remember, God loves accurate weighing scales.

Please be warned that in Sing Kam Poor, the laws are very strict. Con men, drug traffickers and rapists are given the cane and imprisonment. Don't you dare try your tricks in our little country. We will not hesitate to put you behind bars.

Her Royal Highness,

Queen LynnKamchooribuktu
The Republic of Sing Kam Poor.

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