SPAGHETTI

When I received an email from my colleague, Vanessa Yong, in my inbox entitled, "Spaghetti", I thought Vanessa wanted to check with me on the cooking of the pasta. I had recently taught her how to make Spaghetti Bolognese and Pasta Marinara Bianco (Pasta Seafood with white wine).

The "Spaghetti" turned out to be a joke. I laughed so hard till my tummy became bloated with air, and helped to fill some of the pangs of hunger! (Great way to lose weight) Hence, I reproduce the joke to tickle my readers' funny bones! :-)

SPAGHETTI


For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child, if she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned
18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card
today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.The
wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and
fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with
meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."