Monday, May 08, 2006

Much Ado About Boobs (2)

BE CONTENTED, FOR YOU ARE UNIQUE !

Let us begin with my second article on "Much Ado About Boobs".

For Ladies with an A- or A Cup. Think of all the positive points and here are twelve reasons why you should smile. There may be MORE REASONS TO SMILE if readers respond and contribute more ideas.

1) You can go bra-less all the time. Saves a lot of money which some ladies with
E and F cups have to spend on.

2) Going bra-less, especially in humid Singapore and South East Asia means great
comfort, and less chance of getting abrasions on the skin!

3) You will never get excruciating back-aches as those with bigger boobs are prone
to, with the extra wieght they have to carry. A lady with a DD has her boobs
reduced to C, and the fat and tissues removed amounted to 1kg!

4) If you are running in a race, you will be able to run faster than ladies with
bigger boobs. Notice that most of the world's great atheletes have very small
boobs?

5) You will have less chance of being stared at or molested, as the eyes of the
colour wolves will be more likely to be focused elsewhere!

6) You are contributing more to the eco-system, as less material will be used to
make smaller bras.

7) You will be less prone to breast cancer, as research has established that
ladies with bigger boobs are more prone to breast cancer!

8) When you cook, life is easier when you are cutting the vegetables or meat,
because there will be less to obstruct your view!

9) Writing on the desk, and typing at the computer is easier as your boobs will
not get in the way.

10) During a mammogram, it is excruciatingly more painful for ladies with bigger
boobs for there is more for the ex-ray mchine to compress!

11) Ladies with bigger boobs have to work hard to prevent their boobs from sagging.

12) Most importantly, you will definitely know that your boyfriend/fiance/husband
truly loves you for your character and inner beauty, and not for your physical
asset!

So smile! The Creator is good and fair! He has made you unique! The trick in life is not to lament what we don't have, but to make FULL AND BEST USE of what we have. Believe me, at the end of the day, most people only take note of your character; they don't even remember what size you are!!

Gan Chau :-)

1 comment:

thanh7580 said...

I heard the best line on breasts on the Australian version of Big Brother. When the girl told everyone that her breast implants cost $9000, a guy said she could buy a car with that money instead. To which she replies, "As an investment, a car will depreciate, but titties will be appreciated".