Laughter - the Best Tonic (1)

Mortal: "What is a million years like to you?"
God: "Like one second"
Mortal: "What is a million dollars like to you?"
God: "Like one penny".
Mortal: "Can I have a penny?"
God: "Just a second....."
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Mr. Johnson, a businessman, went on a business trip to Kuala Lumpur. Upon
arrival, he immediately sent an email back home to his wife, Jean.
Unfortunately, he mis-typed one character and the email ended up going to a
Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a minister who had just passed away that
morning. The vicar's wife took one look at the email and promptly fainted.

When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which
read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
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The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him,
"Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?
The farmer replis, "I' m trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
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The above jokes are taken from Adult Joke Book