Dog Quotes

My buddy from the University of Alberta, Dr. Richard Tam, sent me some quotations on dogs in an email. I would like to share with my readers.

Dog Philosophy

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they
went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and
hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times
before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come
from a
grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think
we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look
that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

I'd rather have one dog as a pet than ten lousy people as friends.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

Gan Chau